"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
one of my favorite simpsons quotes
Bo Burnham is great.
People that get mad on the Internet trip me out. Pet a dog. Drink a smoothie. Throw a tangerine at your gardener. Whatever it takes man. Namaste.
why u lick me
Definition of ignorance.