blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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mostawkwardmoments:

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

mostawkwardmoments:

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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paleosteno:

one of my favorite simpsons quotes

partyin221b:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

cinderelvis:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

eggzist:

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

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you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

Fuck it has been 10 years.

Draw Danny devito as a kitty

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Bo Burnham is great.

iwishihadafather:

People that get mad on the Internet trip me out. Pet a dog. Drink a smoothie. Throw a tangerine at your gardener. Whatever it takes man. Namaste.

kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me

draw-yourmind:

Definition of ignorance.

draw-yourmind:

Definition of ignorance.