don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
|-||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)|
well? can he????
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
I like my men like I like my maple syrup
Which superhero name would you give yourself if you weren’t Captain America and the Black Widow?
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍